Done.

ALEFUCKINGLUIA, CLEARED THE BONUS IN A MAGNIFICENT WAY!

Best 100nl session ever (after transferring 2 cents to KidPoker, obv)



Kinda tired atm so I'll post some hands tomorrow.


"Dear speedle,

Congratulations! You have fully earned your Deposit Bonus.

Your PokerStars account has been credited in the amount of $4,000.00.

Thanks for participating in the PokerStars VIP Award Bonus, and we'll see you at the tables.

The PokerStars Cashier
cashier@pokerstars.com"




Peace.

Not giving up on this.

Sorry for the lack of updates (again)

Played a 7k hand session just now and am 2k VPPs away from clearing the bonus (I'm playing 100nl so it's taking a shitload of time)

I'll have the bonus cleared by tomorrow so I'll be playing the limits I'm supposed to starting on Monday. Starting then I'll try to update the blog on basically a daily basis.